| parents: why are you awake so early |
| me: who said i went to sleep |
wxng:
Reasons to Date Me:
- No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
- Sometimes I’m funny.
That’s all i have
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my boyfriend and i had a massive argument. he said i was the most boring person he’s dated so i quietly walked out the room and decided it was time for “me time”, went on tumblr, ran a bath and here i am having the time of my life with something called fun and purple hair toner. he also unfollowed me on tumblr so i hope this is reblogged enough so that he sees it and realises what he is missing out on the little shit
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fairly odd parents fucking knows what’s up
never heard truer words in my life
fairy odd parents is apparently based on a boy with multiple personalities (his fairies) because his parents abuse him so this statement by his father is ironic.
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dat ass
Now I’m going to be looking for pears with asses now. Thanks tumblr, thanks.
Someone has been doing dem squats
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IF YOU DIDN’T SCREAM WITH THE AUDIENCE AT THIS POINT THEN YOU’RE LYING
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me when i finally get a girlfriend.
I hope your girlfriend looks more thrilled than that, mate
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