parents: why are you awake so early
me: who said i went to sleep
wxng: Reasons to Date Me: No one will ever try to steal me away from you. Sometimes I’m funny. That’s all i have
myechoesofsilence: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Sometimes tumblr makes my brain itch…
winteerie: my hobbies include having coffee and mental breakdowns
takethewesttraintopanicstation: On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years
dinnerpartydan: That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
ejacutastic: frostedbeanqueen: christmasblogger: challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually ur penis
How did Tumblr miss this joke?
xxmissmagentaxx: violet-grubs: …………………….OH MY GOD
countfrankula: i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone
paulsgroovypalace: sometimes i forget i have followers like i post something and people see it???? real people?????? in real???? places?????? who are you?????????????????????? hello yes i run blog
iamwizz: The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
theuntalentedsinger: sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: obsessivencompulsive: In health our teacher was showing us how to use girl condoms and passed around a fake vagina that everyone had to put said girl condom in. It got to a boy and he said “Do I really have to do this, vaginas aren’t really my forte.” and thats basically how he came out. can someone please make a gold star for this guy...
homevvrecker: its really cute when someone tells you “oh i was doing this and it reminded me of you” if u ever tell me i remind you of something nice i’ll probably fall in love with you
findingschmomo: sunset-orange-peeta: bestlols: thIS PISSES ME OFF SO FUCKING MUCH I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY IT JUST MAKES ME SO ANGRY ITS CAUSE HIS HAND DOESNT TURN BACK AROUND HIS FINGERS JUST SEEP THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE WHAT THE FUCK
americugh: When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has