January 2012
Can you get off the computer for five minut- →
When Someone Takes a Bad Picture of Me:
That akward moment when someone walks in on you...
I will be my own valentine because I'm f*cking...
When you're super comfy in bed and your mom asks...
In order to get your driver’s license, you should...
I never know how to react when my mother cries.
That awkward moment when you gently throw your...
Introducing your friend to a new fandom:
Expectations:
Reality:
Finally getting a chance to go to the bathroom...
That moment when you're excited and ready to go...
When you hear yourself on a recording:
You Will Not Remember This Post.
"Computer is Restarting"
I've got a dig bick. You this read wrong. You read...
When my mom tries to wake me up in the morning
When a friend types BRB.
The first 10 minutes:
An hour:
Three hours:
“Are you fucking kidding me?!”
Then they suddenly go offline
That awkward moment when you and your friend were...
Why do we spend our nights on tumblr.?
( ) Because we have no social life.
( ) Because our friends don’t call us to get out.
(x) Because we are too sexy to the world outside & mere mortals don’t deserve to breathe the same air as we do.
That moment you enter the supermarket and see that...
"If you don't get off that computer, you're going...
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I MUST UPDATE MY BLOG?!
When you use the bathroom late at night.
You go in quickly:
Then you hear the slightest noise:
You flush the toilet then run out like there’s a ghost chasing after you:
When you play a song for a friend & they don't...
Don't have phone sex...
You might get hearing aids.
I change the date on my homework to make it seem...
Seeing people whispering to eachother
Them:
Me:
"Your crush went from Single to In a...
