How you dance when you’re alone:
How you dance in public:
When you accidentally close the dashboard tab
“NOO!! ALL THAT SCROLLING!! GONE!!!!!”
The first time I go into someones house:
Losing your phone
so you are just like:
That moment when you touched your first...
When people try to talk to me when i have...
Saying you're horny.
On Facebook people are like: On Tumblr people are like: “Me too!”
When you're telling a story and someone else...
and you’re like
If I ever end up in a hospital bed, please be so nice to do this:
That moment when someone else gets blamed for your...
When someone is getting accused for something you...
How much sex does a priest have?